The Adventures of Hashbrown Winters - Book 1

  • Chapter 1 - Pinata’s Secret Weapon

  • Hashbrown (Narrator)

    Every night just before bed, my mother always told me,

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    Mother

    “Hashbrown, one day you’ll do great things.”

  • Hashbrown (Narrator)

    As I sat there, hiding next to a large, reeking dumpster with my best friend Snow Cone on one side and my pal Measles on the other, I couldn’t help but wonder just what she meant by that.

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    Snow Cone

    “I think they spotted us, Hashbrown,”

  • Hashbrown (Narrator)

    Snow Cone said as several red paintballs exploded on the ground next to our hideout.

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    Measles

    “Perhaps hiding behind the dumpster was a poor choice.”

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    Hashbrown

    “Don’t I know it,”

  • Hashbrown (Narrator)

    I said.

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    Hashbrown

    “We’re standing out like one of Lips Warshowski’s cold sores.

  • How could I be so stupid?”

  • Hashbrown (Narrator)

    Measles grabbed my collar, pressing his red splotched face practically in my ear.

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    Measles

    “They’re using red paint.

  • Red paint, Hashbrown!

  • I’m allergic to red paint.

  • I’m going to break out in hives!”

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    Snow Cone

    “I thought you were allergic to all paint,”

  • Hashbrown (Narrator)

    Snow Cone said.

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  • Measles blinked.

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    Measles

    “That’s right, I am!