Hashbrown Winters and the Whiz-Tastrophe

  • Chapter 1 - The Code of the Liar

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    Fibber

    “What have we here?”

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    a hollow-sounding voice echoed from behind the locker door.

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    Fibber

    “Why, it’s five of my favorite customers.”

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    My eyes narrowed as I quietly counted the heads of my friends standing in the hallway.

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    Hashbrown

    “There are only four of us, Fibber.”

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    Fibber

    “I know that, puke-face!”

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    Fibber boomed.

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    Fibber

    “And you will address me as the Oracle, or you will go away empty-handed.”

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    Snow Cone Jones tossed his hands up in defeat.

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  • Fibber McKenzie had taken a liking to his new job as the All-Seeing Oracle of Pordunce Elementary.

  • When Gabriel Yucatan, the real Oracle, escaped a couple of months ago, it opened a spot for someone else to move in.

  • Not too many students had any idea the old Oracle had left, and they continued to visit locker 366 every day to ask their questions.

  • Unfortunately, all the popularity had gone to Fibber’s head.

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    Whiz

    “I can’t stand talking to him anymore, Hashbrown.

  • Let’s go,”

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    Whiz Peterson said, hopping back and forth on each foot.

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  • It had been at least twenty minutes since his last potty break.

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    Hashbrown

    “Not until we give it a try.”

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    I nodded at Snow Cone, and we both placed a cardboard box filled with gifts on the floor in front of the locker.

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