As You Like It

  • As You Like It: Act 1, Scene 1

  • An orchard of Oliver’s house.

  • (Orlando; Adam; Oliver; Dennis; Charles)

  • Enter Orlando and Adam.

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    Orlando

    As I remember, Adam, it was upon this fashion bequeath’d me by will but poor a thousand crowns, and, as thou say’st, charg’d my brother, on his blessing, to breed me well; and there begins my sadness.

  • My brother Jaques he keeps at school, and report speaks goldenly of his profit.

  • For my part, he keeps me rustically at home, or (to speak more properly) stays me here at home unkept; for call you that keeping for a gentleman of my birth, that differs not from the stalling of an ox?

  • His horses are bred better, for besides that they are fair with their feeding, they are taught their manage, and to that end riders dearly hir’d; but I (his brother) gain nothing under him but growth, for the which his animals on his dunghills are as much bound to him as I.

  • Besides this nothing that he so plentifully gives me, the something that nature gave me his countenance seems to take from me. He lets me feed with his hinds, bars me the place of a brother, and as much as in him lies, mines my gentility with my education.

  • This is it, Adam, that grieves me, and the spirit of my father, which I think is within me, begins to mutiny against this servitude. I will no longer endure it, though yet I know no wise remedy how to avoid it.

  • Enter Oliver.

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    Adam

    Yonder comes my master, your brother.

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    Orlando

    Go apart, Adam, and thou shalt hear how he will shake me up.

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    Oliver

    Now, sir, what make you here?

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    Orlando

    Nothing. I am not taught to make any thing.

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    Oliver

    What mar you then, sir?

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    Orlando

    Marry, sir, I am helping you to mar that which God made, a poor unworthy brother of yours, with idleness.

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    Oliver

    Marry, sir, be better employ’d, and be naught a while.

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    Orlando

    Shall I keep your hogs and eat husks with them? What prodigal portion have I spent, that I should come to such penury?

  • Shall I keep your hogs and eat husks with them? What prodigal portion have I spent, that I should come to such penury?